August

kleefkruid:

My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem’, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me… the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet”

“Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

half-man-half-lime:

aethersea:

unctuousrobot-deactivated202108:

Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian twink fucking decked you over a girl and it killed you

#wait they don’t die

yeah I’ve also been going around assuming scott pilgrim killed seven people and everyone was just like…..cool with it

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chilewithcarnage:

mothmanismyuncle:

funny-tik-toks:

THE WIND UP

IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*

this is literally a live action looney toon lol

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grelliam:

venka:

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

#oh it raises money thru ad revenue and ur click confirms the value to advertisers. neat

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sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months

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lolotehe:

thecyndimistuff:

thecyndimistuff:

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

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mathew:

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frightnight-1985:

femgirlfriend-moved:

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

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petitelappin:

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because “a lot of houses these days don’t give you a fruit flavor option.” She was very solemn about this.

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